Sounds like you don't like him at all.

I know, right? Be prepared to hear a lot more from her in the next few months.

Bigger than a thigh? In their animations waists are the same size as necks.

Evidently we do. Either that or we just like to piss off The Feminists. Probably both.

I was surprised she never mentioned it in the article. I agree it's probably one of the many 'burbs of Greater Boston (but not really Boston).

I can't think of any place in Boston that's a 45 minute walk from "coffee and a scone", i.e. Starbucks.

Yes, that's what I mean. I'd say there are three of them, we don't live near each other any more, but go out of our ways to see each other when we can. And these relationships are very important to me. (Admittedly if we lived close to each other we wouldn't hang out once a week.) But we would still hang out.

Disagree. If you both agree you're not a good match, and you were decently behaved during the relationship, you can remain friends. I've been able to, anyway. Not all of them, but more of them than not.

RIP Clinique Guava Stain. I miss you so.

I needed a super-red lipstick just for a party, and picked up a Milani at CVS and it's really great.

I met her once and she could not have been sweeter, especially considering I was practically slobbering all over her.

She's crying because she had that stupid thing on her head.

Me too. See you there.

It goes back to colleges (and the military, and lots of other previously all-male) institutions allowing women to attend, in some cases against their will, and the He-Man Woman Haters Club members getting their collective panties in a twist about it. To them, anything bad that happens to these women is deserved…

I found that just cutting carbs out at dinner works. Have a little bread or pasta at lunch.

Tell me about it.

Yuck. My mother was obsessing about my marriage prospects when I was about 6. Not good. Don't do this.

You're not considering that he knows what's going to happen but he's caught her totally by surprise. He's put her on the spot in front of a huge crowd and she's probably angry and humiliated and not thinking clearly, never mind thinking about his poor little feels. Anyway, all the boos she gets from the crowd…

You're not considering that he knows what's going to happen but he's caught her totally by surprise. He's put her on the spot in front of a huge crowd and she's probably angry and humiliated and not thinking clearly, never mind thinking about his poor little feels. Anyway, all the boos she gets from the crowd should…

What does it say about me that I thought the illustration of condoms was ravioli?