I love everything about this.

The latter.

It's hard to imagine, but it's true.

Also digital photography shows every minuscule detail, so it can actually make you look worse by accentuating every pore and every little bump in your skin.

I think you mean "run the gauntlet."

Right. Because Anything to Piss Off the Feminists.

SI, be brave and give the people what they want, which evidently is sports journalism and pictures of women wearing nothing, and be done with it.

Thanks again!

Make it stop now. I always found her talent-free and pretty much useless, but can we all agree now we really don't care anymore?

Never feel embarrassed (or any other kind of bad) about someone helping you. Being able to help someone, anyone, is a lovely position to be in and it feels great. Pay it forward. You be the helper to someone in need. Doesn't have to be money, can just be an ear to listen. Then you can be on the same level as your…

They hate us because they need us.

But even so... is it down on the gross gross floor while you're sitting? Do you just bunch it up and hold it in one hand? I can't figure out how it's supposed to work.

She looks amazing but jeez people... those extreme rhinoplasties are just freakish. If you spend too much time in LA they start to look normal. They are not.

This one might be my favorite.

Those teeny tiny white beans are good to put in soups (especially) and salads and can trick you into thinking they're pasta. I put them in kale soup with chicken andouille sausage.

Elvis pound cake

That sounds dreamy. Maui.

I disagree. Dudes who do this, keep doing it. This way we can weed out you creeps much quicker.

You're allowed to speak honestly. Just tell him "even if I go back to your house, I am not having sex with you tonight." He may call you a prude. So what? Who cares what some random dude on OKC thinks?

*reeks