Telling Comcast to shove it was one of the happiest days of my life.

No. The point is that anyone who would humiliate you this way is an asshole. Therefore you would not want it to be a parent. Don't be one of those "they need to learn the world is a tough place" parents. They'll learn that soon enough. It's your job to be a refuge for them.

Discipline =/= shame and humiliation. This will only make your kids hate you. And the barber.

I hadn't noticed that. Thank you for pointing that out. So SI is being paid to feature a plus-sized model. Oh, bravo.

Strict Catholicism ruined my family.

It's just a game to these guys. They don't want to actually govern. They just want to win. And then shove their way of thinking down everyone else's throats. Because winning.

I knew he was a total douche. But I never knew he was so totally a douche. Stop buying these clothes people. I always liked Lucy better anyway.

But, but... deflated footballs!

"Successful" only in that he inherited a fortune in real estate and had a lot of connections. But he has never had anything worthwhile to say.

Luckily it's not your worry anymore.

Actually Man Whose Opinion Never Mattered.

You're not crazy. That's a lot of effort on his part, effort that he couldn't be bothered with during your relationship. He's just trying to get under your skin. And you are correct about the silence.

It's tempting to tell him off but icy silence is so much more effective. He's just looking for a booty call anyway. Pretend he doesn't exist.

Here's the test: if he goes on and on about how great you are but says NOT ONE THING about anything written in your profile, it's a cut-and-paste and he's sent it to hundreds, nay, thousands of other women.

Keep talking Foxies. Keep talking.

My gym is located inside a large office building. At one point, they kicked out all of the other tenants to convert it to condos. So the only operating business in the building is the gym. I'm walking through the corridor when I spot a guy walking towards me who looks exactly like John Malkovich. This is because it is…

Ooooh... I've been waiting for this. When they all start to turn on each other.

I had the same problem. It was hard for me to find a guy as good as my dad. I don't see how that's creepy.

*reins

Exactly. I remember laughing exactly once. When they brought out the marshmallow man my boyfriend said "they did too much coke making this movie."