Agreed! Just not super funny. Maybe to kids, I guess.

Because he's a football player.

Thugs.

Because these guys are their lackeys.

I thought we got over this crap 40 years ago. Ladies, please don't fall for this virginity thing. And please don't marry someone (this goes for men and women) without testing the sexual chemistry in the lab first. Trust me on this.

I don't think looking like Eli Manning is something to brag about.

Seriously. Why are they so obsessed with this subject?

Just explain it to her. I'm not sure how weddings got so out of control. I feel like people are shitty friends when they expect you to shell out so much money and take up so much of your precious time off from work for their weddings.

You're not vain. It's not your fault that you're prematurely gray. I started at 18. Platinum hair (like granny glasses) looks cute on 20- and 30-somethings, but after that you just start to look like a granny.

Wine? Another type of favorite booze? Chocolate? Those are my go-tos for Those Who Have Everything.

Equal opportunity (for men to look ridiculous in "fashion" too).

She's young enough not to have been exposed to too much of this gross sexism, and he's old enough to wonder what the big deal is. I hope in the future she won't feel the need to respond to this grossness, because he's way too old and set in his ways to change.

Edgy! Equating concern with wealth inequality with silly tween girls! Way to insult two groups of people at once!

I couldn't agree with you more. But I also think Miley or anyone else should wear whatever they want. And I also object to the whole idea of "female modesty." Wake me up when people start worrying about male modesty.

Because there's nothing wrong with seeing boobs.

And I bet when she's on the beach in Nantucket she wears a bathing suit (yes, in public!) that shows her "vagina area."

This is one of my favorite things, when someone takes a piece of dreck and makes it hilarious. Now if I hear this on the radio (or Desperado, or Witchy Woman, sorry Witchay Woman, or Three Times a Lady), instead of running screaming to change the station I just laugh and laugh and laugh.

Because it's not about saving taxpayer dollars, and it's not about the poor little babies, it's about limiting women's choices and opportunities and going back to the good old days when men ran everything, like they should.

I know what you mean. I get it too. We are awesome in so many ways. Those guys are lucky!

I had a couple of relationships, and now I'm married to a younger man. And if our genders were swapped, no one would bat an eyelash. But I don't really care what anyone thinks. He loves me, that's all that matters.