He’ll last. There’s no way Trump doesn’t fucking love this guy.

that would require him to last until the season premiere which is still six weeks away

+9.7 Wags Above Replacement

The tax authorities claim that Ronaldo’s scheme for evading taxes on his image rights involved the creation of a shell company called Tollin Associates, domiciled in the British Virgin Islands.

“Guys, you really should’ve labeled this ‘NSFW.”

I’ve done Murph a couple times (no vest), and I think my best time ever was around 55 minutes. For comparison, I can run a mile in 5:30, two miles at 13:00 without feeling particularly winded, rock climb regularly at V4s pushing to V5s, and oh yeah, I played in the fucking NFL.

Donald may never shake another leader’s hand. Word has gotten out that he’s as soft as jelly, and now everyone is gunning for him.

Looks like that guy could use a glass of wooder.

The Penguins literally smashed the ice-skating surface into large, razor-sharp shards and used the shards to decapitate the Ottawa Senators’ players who then literally glided around headless on uneven, blood-soaked ice for multiple periods. Not sure how Ottawa comes back from this without the assistance of a voodoo…

He was probably just trying to attend to an injured customer.

Do you even know how to Chrome Dongle, bro?!

Trump hasn’t even been inaugurated yet, and already the peasantry is being forced to entertain the plutocracy in order to obtain their very sustenance.

Nothing says hip hop dance off, like three white kids from Milwaukee.

Guys with a lot of grit. They just show up to the gym early, leave the gym late. Scrappahs.

I don’t understand why Crowder has a problem with it. It’s nothing personal. Boston fans just likee players like Heyward. Those sort of Larry Bird, Kevin McHale, John Havlicek types. You know, with that Bob Cousy determination and Dave Cowens fight.

Hey, I know people keep calling this guy Elite, but he gets into all sorts of trouble when he gets out of the pocket.

These are all ‘shopped.