I wish to apologize for the crappy behavior of my supposed co-religionists.

I've known that for almost 20 years now. Kneel before Zod!

Except for the roads. I mean, Jesus SA, fix your roads. I find the SA road net to be just bizarre in layout and execution. Nice people, though. We used to go to the rodeo every year.

Right. At least some of the time, the fact that they dressed badly was in character.

Man, I absolutely love the score for these things. As ridiculous as the movies got, the music was always awesome.

User-comment synergy!

Too bad too, cause he could hang with the whole 1 Cav Division on his board.

Damn it, you're right.

"Kong has nads!"

Well, an M2 50 cal would probably not care that much. It would at least be carving out large blobs of flesh, and AP rounds would go pretty deep into even a Kong-like creature. But the guns on the choppers don't look right for that, so maybe they are smaller weapons and just aren't getting the penetration. I'm not an…

How many uncharted islands populated by crazy weird giant creatures do you think they would have to go to to realize that?

I'm thinking Kong goes through more than just 40 pounds a day.

I was thinking "China Beach", but I'm weird that way.

It smells like…vic…

Whew. Glad to know. It was bad enough before Trump. Now…

Now I'm wondering who's REALLY being sarcastic, and who only looks like they are being sarcastic.

Well, you can hate the media while also recognizing it's importance. I'd be really shocked if there was ever a president who didn't bitch about the press at some point.

Hoo-ah?

Well…maybe a little farther…

Well, this Christian thinks the COA needs to STFU and start handing out food to the hungry.