something something read it for the articles something.

Based on many later comments, allow me to say: excellent user-comment synergy!

Also, Lindsey Graham, of all people.

People will ship anything and anyone. I mean, Draco/Harry? C'mon.

The third thing.

Well, color me disappointed. They should stuff that with fajita meat. Taco Cabana should get right on this and call Taco Bell's lame bluff.

Not even them. I hate several of the classics. Compared to the better modern musicals, they are filled with extraneous BS.

Punching Nazis in self-defense is fine. Punching them just because is what they want and makes them feel tough. It's better to accuse them of needing girlfriends. Seriously. Apparently a lot of young male alt-righters quit the groups when they get a girlfriend.

Would it be inappropriate to wonder where 2016 is when we need it?

Being unwilling to drink water because it tastes like ass is a good reason. My parent's home town has pretty awful stuff itself. I'm guessing filters don't do the job for you? Seems like you could get a pretty expensive one and save money in the long run.

There are a small handful of reasons to buy bottled water.

Our tap water is fine, actually. And we have an in-line filter as a part of our fridge, so we don't bother with the Brita's. This was just a goofy project of mine, since abandoned.

Yeah, you can. I tried fancy bottled waters as a substitute for soft drinks and the differences are noticeable. Irritatingly for me, the current craze is for higher PH values and whatever they do to achieve that tastes terrible to me.

Surely you drank for some of the hours?

The thing 5 Guys gets right is they have a list of ingredients, and you tell them what you want on your burger. None of this "mayo instead of mustard, hold the pickle" BS. Whataburger, a fine regional chain, is very happy to sub ingredients (in fact, they make a big thing of it in their ads), but you always have to…

Those pads are pretty damn rough too.
[-]
Um, or so I've heard.

Not gonna say it. I used to, but those damn restraining orders started piling up.

Well, everyone *did* like her. Then there was a time when they didn't. Why? Various reasons, but mostly because it was time. You know, she was super popular, so people suddenly decided to not like her. Maybe we've circled fully back around to liking now.

This is big.

Two jokes, maybe.