Meatbag.

I bet I know what his favorite quest in Fallout:New Vegas was.

That might have actually done California a lot of good.

That makes no Goddamn sense, you know.

Sam didn't do all that much in the Scouring, though. That was more Merry and Pippin's show.

You'd think that would get a little more publicity, what with him being dead and all.

There are truly an amazing number of Jewish folks in show biz. They really punch above their weight.

I'll believe this when I see it.

Why do dog shots work? Dogs got eyebrows. They can have expressions.

Wrong Mediterranean country but you're gettin' close.

You forgot text-based porn.

Witness!

But it DOES have the best ending line ever.

Well, I got through ToH alive. But our DM was a softie. The stupid wizard who jumped into the black hole did not do so well.

Green Lantern's ring or the One Ring?

Actually, Thor's hammer can be used by anyone who is "worthy". It's happened before.

Except Stripes, apparently. He really didn't care for that one much. I remember his televised pan of it to this day.

I hate you.

I was gonna go with "they all get eaten" but I see I've been beaten to that punch.

Even though the god guys won, Rikki-Tikki-Tavi made a young Jammerjim afraid to walk around his own house for fear of encountering a cobra.