Te'o was a good player, but he wasn't even the best LB in college ball that year, much less a legit Heisman candidate (to the extent anyone is; it's a pretty effed up award these days).

I know I'm late here, but…the only newsworthy thing about this is that someone is making money doing it. And they are far from the first to make money dealing with some pretty weird fetishes. [looks over towards Japan]

Don't be hasty!

Well, that white sweater wore was, anyway.

"Werewolf?"

Please pay attention to the question I'm answering.

The Forbidden Kingdom didn't have 47, but all the important roles but one were played by Asians.

Upvoted with extreme prejudice. You don't see many petard jokes.

No, Javier looks like Johnny Cash.

I loved this scene. And it holds up well, even if the movie as a whole was a bit shambolic. Mistletoe CAN be deadly…

Ah, Valiant. I was scanning to see if someone would bring that up. I was ALL OVER the Valiant titles when they came out. They looked cool, they brought back an old fave of mine, Magnus Robot Fighter, tried to to tie everything together…Some really good shit there. It all fell apart eventually, of course, but it was…

The weird thing is, I think Calvin would totally piss on something he didn't like.

Cowpunk?

Yeah, but The Snapper was a small comedy drama import (and a good movie) *destined* to not be remembered by anyone except people who hang around the the AV Club. Plus, Colm Meany is awesome.

That's a damn big Blockbuster.

Thing is…peeing on something he didn't like does seem like a totally Calvin thing to do.

He was also quite good in the "How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying" revival.

All praise to MJ, but Price's "rap" made that song.

There has already been a Hot Wheels movie. Like, two of them. Medicore CGI and lots of shots of people stepping on the gas. I know this because my son was of a certain age.

@avclub-7d3599b51843974f0e36e2cb2397ed32:disqus, I don't think I played with any of the user-generated add-ons. I played several of the DLC, though. Big MT was my favorite.