You left out the best part: He has a bulldozer.

Yeah that was the first thing I thought when I saw the article, wow that looks just like that ugly pile piece, the Crosstour. Maybe I am alone here, but I think the Crosstour is one of the ugliest cars made in recent history.

Short answers to potential affluenza suburbs in Maryland:

Potomac - Sure. Wealthiest area in the wealthiest state.
Monkton - Definitely possible! Lots of horse farms.
Arnold - Clearly. Lots of Annapolis sailing cash.
Chevy Chase - Why not? Big houses, small lots, overinflated sense of self.
Bethesda - Practically the…

Ironically, when you think about it, the summon feature kind of removes one of the biggest problems these doors solve from existence.

This is probably the most balanced review on this matter that I’ve read on the whole internet. Probably this is the most balanced review in the Universe. Thanks for that.

Crossfit. The answer is always Crossfit.

and also, that fucking sucks.

Yay! Way to go editing the video and making it shitty and unentertaining.

I agree. I love the Kirkland Canadian whiskey and their scotch. The Resposado tequila, when in stock, is wonderful for 14 bucks 1000 ML bottle.

Everyone knows you should never disturb a Mitsubishi cocoon... How dare they do this before it could undergo its final Evolution

This truck is stupid, designed for rich dude-bros who will never use it as intended. Its a codpiece for the Affliction t-shirt wearer. Its a cynical cash grab from Ford.

But seriously fuck coal rollers, preferably with a rail spike covered in pissed off fire ants.

I told Doug he may need to go older on this one, maybe ‘50s or ‘60s. But what’s interesting enough to draw an audience for a whole year? This is my top suggestion at the moment:

What if you painted it in matte black? Low-budget Rally Fighter, eh? But yes I agree the zombie stuff is a little played out by now.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Datsun-Z-S…

VW Phaeton W12 $12k

Obvious answer is S2000.

Porsche 944. Base, S2, whatever you can find. Simply because they are all great. For my entry, I’ve found a reasonably priced 944 Turbo.

Everyone needs to experience an air-cooled Porsche at least once and this 912 is probably the only way you will for under $15k, sold for $14,950 yes it’s high miles and it’s got rusty boogers galore but you’re not getting a 911 or even a clean one of these for $15k so it’s a starting point and with the right work will…

Everywhere else on Jalopnik, the answer may always be Miata. But here, in Ebay Challenge Land, the answer is always W220 S600.