Yoopers are some of the absolute worst people I have ever met.

Where the men are afraid of Detroit and the women are ogres. Fuck you and your yooper bullshit.

You ass eating racist clown. You probably live in the UP cause your afraid of black people. Eat a dick you yoopshit.

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Good. Let’s start this. I grew up in the lower peninsula then spent four years in the upper. I can honestly say that every stereotype about racist, hillbilly, backwards, inbred, uneducated, shit-kicking imbeciles applies to yoopers. The upper peninsula is a stretch of trees broken by a two lane highway interspersed…