I just have to ask: if he did anything less than that, would you have told people he was kind of a dick? I kinda think that's the predicament most minor-to-mid level celebrities find themselves in.

I heard he even has a black friend!

Great you just inspired the next big clickbait article: "You won't believe what Wayne Knight looks like now. Total hunk!"

Didn't he play a serial killer on one of the Law & Order spin offs too? Riveting performance!

Then how are they embiggened afterwards? Sorry, I just wanted to use that word.

Save us, Obama-wan. You're our only hope!

Yes, precisely 8 years!

Isn't it believed Lincoln suffered from a syndrome or condition that led to his gaunt features? Sorry I do not recall the name of said condition, but many historians believe it was degenerative and would have severely affected his health had he not been, well… you know.

Just cover it in gold!

Sad!

I've grown to become perfectly okay with people whose religious beliefs lead to behavior that is at least part-way morally progressive and are genuinely concerned with the welfare of strangers. I've also become quite "not okay" with non-religious crusaders who show zero actual compassion for anyone outside their…

Define "dangerous cult" first, because you might have to go after lots of other tax exempt religious institutions. Besides, religions are historically resistant to annihilation, as persecution is the greatest rallying cry for their members you could ever grant them.

The Cocaine Western hasn't really been perfected yet, either.

Because believe it or not, that's his name!

In Detroit, anything is possible!

Totally agree. I saw the 1990 remake and think it's probably a better overall film, and still captured the mood despite being color and not the inherently creepy black and white.

Wow, look at the size of those knockers!

Then Beethoven must scare the bejeebus out of you!

Yes they really should have gone in the Mike Myers direction.

Isn't sheer boredom what we fear the most???