Go for it! I took my 4 year old daughter to Jurrassic World (yes, I will absorb the "negligent dad" arrows) thinking she might be scared, but she rocked that movie like it was her b**ch! She talks about it all the time now too. Yes, all kids are different, but my point is you may create a lasting positive memory for…

Was he? I just remember he was the only non-scientist.

Business on the sides, party on top, and casual Friday in the back!

I agree it was passable. I was young though, but I assume most of the haters were children then as well. I remember the river of slime and the baby crawling on the building ledge freaking me out quite a bit. The bathtub slime too.

Look, they are busy wheelin and dealin, snapping necks and cashing checks, and kicking ass to set up the Catalina Wine Mixer and don't have time for your Milton-like obsession with the conference room schedule, okay Poindexter?

I'm going to guess that you work at some sort of place where people buy things…

Secede from the union and take his followers to Trumplandia.

Can't you watch all 3? I did.

Do the Dew!

If willingness to dig a thermometer out of someone's ass is the measure of friendship, then I guess I'm friendless.

I personally think that while this crazy election cycle seems like a comedy gold mine, it's actually quite difficult for comedy shows. How do you satire something that is already satire?

I've seen Riggle on a lot of shows and commercials. I don't know if he has a regular gig at the moment, but he's definitely busy.

Calculated Diversity is a great band name!

My god these are some edgy, aggressive article titles lately. First we were jizzing all over things, now we're sticking objects up asses.

Stoop jizzing on our "It" reboot adaptation update articles!

Why not? Would you prefer the swinging sixties? The fightin' forties, or the…throbbing 30's?

I believe that two very distinct things have led to the fear of clowns being a cultural phenomenon:
1) Pennywise from "It"
2) John Wayne Gacy

I don't know…weren't the 80's just the 50's thirty years later?

I just hope there will be a rad BMX bike chase scene in it, or maybe a cameo appearance of the Power Glove.

Alright, you wanna get nuts??? Let's get nuts!