What? I thought it was purrfect!

Slow day.

Rubber bullets. Honest.

Not sure if trolling or comprehension fail...

This.

You may want to do some research on the subject first, unless you are trolling, at which point, continue on.

I'm with you. That ball was smokin'.

Well, no need to get into a Hufflepuff about it!

+1

He really gave that ball the Shaft.

No, he's Khan.

I'd argue that he taught your son a lot of things that are going to stay with him. None of them positive, however.

Hey you! With the face!

Don't start with the puns or you might derail meaningful analysis of what happened...

I smoked 22 years and used e-cigs to help quit nearly two years ago. Started running again that summer and it was a huge difference from when I ran as a smoker. My cholesterol was the deciding factor in my case. I wanted off the statins and would much rather not have a heart attack as a result.

Well, they ain't fitty...

I love the depiction of 'error-filled sadfest' on Wednesday as opposed to 'one ugly inning' last night.

No worries. You didn't know.

Mike Shannon - 74 years of age. Currently recovering from a stroke.

You've spent two weeks now belittling the Cardinals, its fans, and St. Louis in general. Your attempts to be funny, relevant, or even satirical have far from resembled anything like "Sports News with Access, Favor, or Discretion".