NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *deep breath* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

But ghosts can be positive! I once had a printer spit out a paper with just the word “live” on it. Luckily is didn’t say “die” or this would be a very different anecdote.

I don’t have a story to share, but I do know why I don’t have letter fridge magnets. I absolutely do not want to see messages spelled out on my fridge. I would totally lose my shit at that.

1. Don’t blame yourself for your friend turning out to be a shit.

Women across the ethereal spectrum know the truth. Men ARE trash. Preach ghost lady!

I love your generous take! It might have put me off less if he had a more easygoing sense of style.

My wife read that story about the little hole in the wall to me, and now we have resolved that when our daughter moves out on her home, we are going to buy her the biggest dog available. We are going to find a dog that could eat a Volkswagen and it is going to be her roommate. 

Or you wake up the next morning and the back door was open a crack the whole night. Why do we do this to ourselves ? 

And you don’t realize you forgot to close the blinds and it’s pitch black outside...

It’s the most wonderful time of the yeeeeeeaaaaarrrrr.... (by which I mean the time I read these until I am too terrified to cross my living room to the bathroom)