Hopefully somebody helps Tre spell napalm for book.

Am I the only one with all three of the videos the same one about the chick from vanderpump rules? :(

Something tells me my husband might stop talking about fucking Alyssa Milano now.

I’m the 1 girl who plays with 4 dudes. I couldn’t get a single other woman interested in playing lol

Well. It’s official. Beyonce can wear anything and I am still DTF.

Those roses look like cake icing.

I was about to watch The Way We Were, but now I am torn and want to watch First Wives Club instead.

Now I’m too wet for a shirt, too!

Jesus.

Nice try, Kris Humphries.

And that diamond choker also works as a metaphor of Kris.

OMG CASE CRACKED.

Kim could barely hold her composure that nobody ever thought to dedicated 500 days and a cult following to her, but this disappearing brother bullshit is just going way too far.

​People: What’s the best thing about being in your 40s?

Kyle will take the bait. Kyle will literally do ANYTHING to be on camera.

We are all mourning the loss of millihelen. This is just one manifestation of your side effects.

Queen you shall be... until there comes another, younger and more beautiful, to cast you down and take all that you hold dear.

I can’t remember the specific names of them... something love gucci love and then Brown. I loled.

Third and final comment.