Is Bravo’s new thing to imply that all diseases are faked? Or are they inventing diseases (not the lyme obvi) to then expose as fake?

I can’t imagine Chelsea Handler’s shtick watered down for basic tv.

I never got any further than the beer carrying donkeys.

Sit the hell down, Usher.

#FREETHEPEEN

We once took a last minute unplanned trip to LA for 24 hours. I was on my phone trying to figure out where I wanted to go that husband would not eye roll at but I could also maybe see Zac Efron (or equivalent) without a shirt. I have so much regret that Runyon never even crossed my mind.

Bristol Palin need to sit down while a 10 is talking.

I don’t hate this. *shrugs* no shame.

Kristin Cavallari named her baby girl after a dog and did not jack the name from Bristol Palin. JFC do not insult KCav by making such a tenuous inference. She’s had the name for YEARS because of a DOG. Bristol Palin is a fucking piranha.

Oh yeah that sounds kinda backwards haha I think it’d be awesome for nail polish!

How did it work out for you?

This looks like one of those risque prom dresses 17 year olds wear when they think they’re adults.

Same, girl. Same.

Yes and I can’t stop being pissed off about it.

SERIOUSLY GO NOW

LOVE AND LIGHT BB

Just put The Toast on my feedly. I will follow your snarky beautiful ass every where, Jane Marie. (Im outside your window rn - please throw down a bottled water or two so I don’t dehydrate.)

Hot takes from Melliem. $2.99 per month.

I really wish Melissa McCarthy had a better agent or something. I don’t understand why a human of her talent is always in such shit roles. This looks terrible.

I am really disappointed in you right now.