And no less than 3 gallons of pure (ORGANIC GMO FREE GLUTEN FREE ANTIBIOTIC FREE VACCINATION FREE) maple syrup.

Kefir is especially great on the tough days your spouse doesn’t even get home ‘til like 5:15pm.

I hear homemade coconut kefir is like so easy.

I was cheering and it sure the hell wasn’t for Demi Lovato.

Never underestimate the value of doing something you don’t want to do right now and getting it over with instead of enduring something way way worse for a protracted amount of time.

Fuck it. We look hella good.

YES EXACTLY.

FUCK YES AMBER <3 <3

OH man. I have my head half shaved and in a nice pixie cut. I get so many compliments on it. Not from my mother. She is RUTHLESS about my hair. And my skin. She makes me never want to have a daughter in fear that I’d turn out to be just the same way.

Yuppp. Almost every time I text her something:

I’m 30 and my mom says things to me like “oh your acne is clearing up! oh wait no you just caked it with makeup.”

That is exactly how I put my mascara on though. So go ahead and do that, girls.

I am personally proud of any accomplishments by the young Spears sister, but it’s highly probable that I am biased.

Thanks for the recc, Nigel’s lucky wife/Nigel himself.

I think that’s fair.

Aw! I don’t think anybody has ever called me their hero before. I am deeply honored and not worthy. Thank you!

I love it, too.

HOW DARE YOU not refer to Nigel by his full official title NOTED FASHION PHOTOGRAPHER NIGEL BARKER?

Oh no I’ve been married for seven years.

Nah I think its just a shitty time for him or something. We’ve been friends all our lives and this is new + I am married. I doubt its anything to do with love & more like he’s just being a dick sometimes lol