I was so overwhelmed with happiness for them for no distinguishable reason and it was ruined as soon as I read “we are pregnant.”

So what do you do with the friend who you were never in a relationship with to begin, but constantly tries to make it like you were and are not anymore? Does that even make sense? These are such teenaged problems to have.

I honestly thought this was Kristin Cavallari.

One of my favorite symptoms of black robe syndrome is when the treat the lawyers like the scum of the earth, forgetting completely where they came from.

Smdh.

I started choking when I read this headline and I just cannot stop.

That’s probably so true its haunting.

Not that I wish to justify the daughter and the near relative, but if I’m reading that correctly, they aren’t blood relatives, right?? RIGHT??

Statement that is most certainly a lie that was I was told directly to my face by counter-worker (paraphrased): Clinique makeup doesn’t expire because it doesn’t have all that extra shit in that other makeup does.

ME TOO. I got lost down a major rabbit hole one day watching them for hours. Holy smokes. I can barely make myself look like myself.

Yeah there’s this really good tutorial by pixiewoo that was actually posted by another milli commenter... It’s amazing! I recommend it. I get sad everytime I see a girl who is trying so hard and failing at it :( Mine are naturally quite thick tho so I am spoiled and try to keep that in mind.

All is right in the world again. Thank you, Krill. 💖

Well, huh. You taught me something new today.

how do you blink? I also have a very heavy upper lid but I just go with it. I just found out a couple weeks ago that other people do not experience upper eye sweat/heat. It must be nice.

OMG WHAT

My goodness. I’ll worry my head might swell. :)

Instagram is full of nightmare inducing eyebrows, but to each their own, I suppose.

What is eyelid tape? that sounds horrific.

Aw well thank you. Maybe I should comment on Jez more often.

(just google smokin jay cutler)