This is such a harmless prank. There are so many actual gender issues out there, why would you focus on one that is so harmless (and not actually gender-related, I’ve pulled this prank on guys before and its still hilarious)? Jalopnik: Stop trying so hard to be liberal, you’re bad at it. The reason I read Jalopnik…

I feel like birdshot would be more relevant than buckshot

Your body also needs a lot of water to safely recover from such a poisoning, so stay well hydrated. We actually discussed this in medical school!