I refuse to believe they would really jam out to Phil Collins’
“In the air tonight”

I loved Greg Kinnear on Talk Soup! It was all downhill after that

Thanks - kinda over women dying in Ireland because they’ve been denied abortions

I don’t want to be a killjoy, Ireland, but PLEASE fix your policies on women’s reproductive rights.

Istanbul is pretty darn European.

Thank you. The minute I read the lines “Within hours..I have already leapt heedlessly onto the male section of a public bus, consumed food in public, and spontaneously hugged a man on the street” I gagged. How enlightened and rebellious of you, white girl, to flaunt and judge insignificant the rules and traditions of…

Thanks a lot for making me google “penis hot dog bun”

How many times have I been served by a person who both operated the till and made my food with the same gloves. The other day the chick also put her hair up in a pony tail with gloves on her friggin hands right in fron of me then proceeded to make my Sumo Salad. And most of the time it’s gloves that looked like they…

It’s the icing on the dysfunctional family cake, pretty much. He married her 3 months after my mom died after a long illness. I am sure they were on the sly for a pretty long time before that...but yeah. Thanks for that.

My “stepmom” is 42. I am 41. My dad is 81. When they got married he suggested we hang and and go “shopping together”. No.

REALLY?

Worked at one of their shows once and I can add my testimony that they were real douches.

Had never heard the country dude before - but Tennessee Whisky definitely sounds more like Stax/Muscle Shoals era southern soul than country to me! (and I like it!)

Yep. Everything I thought I knew is now in question. Day is night, black is white...

We had THANKSGIVING ones with goddamn turkeys and pumpkins embroidered on them. WHY

I wanted to eyeroll, but those hashtags gave me the vapours!

It still boggles my mind that we have the death penalty. Truly we are barbaric.

Wonderfully, delicately written piece which also happens to make me mad as hell.