Yep. Everything I thought I knew is now in question. Day is night, black is white...

We had THANKSGIVING ones with goddamn turkeys and pumpkins embroidered on them. WHY

I wanted to eyeroll, but those hashtags gave me the vapours!

It still boggles my mind that we have the death penalty. Truly we are barbaric.

Wonderfully, delicately written piece which also happens to make me mad as hell.

hahaha totally. I actually was thinking as I wrote that “Am i giving away how much grease I eat with this statement?”

I love it! However, you’ve got me thinking “what am I doing wrong” as it does come off when I eat...

Yes she is real and she DESTROYS all. Here she is now :-)

The per-fekt skin perfection gel from Sephora is the bomb - not really foundation but just enough to kinda blur pores etc. I Loooooove it!

This is my cat Cheese when she was little. BEHOLD the cuteness!

A marketing person at Lactaid thought this up. There were meetings. There were shortlists of “celebrities”. Let that sink in. God is dead.

It all comes down to the look on John Corbett’s face when Shannen describes her “very cool band”.

When I was 10 years old I found a giant (like the size of a man’s big toe) cockroach in my lamb curry from an Indian restaurant. And by “found it” I mean it was in my mouth. I felt a crunch, and pulled out a half chewed giant cockroach.

I hear he’s been doing an incredible job. HUUUUGE.

Hey he’s the least horrible person on Fox... poor old Shep.

A close Bavarian friend used to drink beer in her 3rd trimester because in her area they said it helped her make more milk for the baby. Women in Italy will have the odd sip of wine as well. This is as much about shaming as anything else.

Re: Tom Hiddleston

I am a jedi!

“Davis is currently set to star in an HBO biopic about Tubman, the activist who helped slaves escape to freedom via the Underground Railroad.”

I long term dated someone I met through a newspaper personals ad. Checkmate on oldness.