You win.

The term Birthright itself seems sooo Orwellian...Is that lost on you?

You like the idea of a country that was established on the principle that a specific race/religion of people have exclusive rights to it because God gave it to them, so who cares who actually lives there because it’s THEIRS? Yeah, sounds like a great idea, I wonder why it’s not working out for them.....

The Pacific is not shark free...but ok

Taurus Derek = hero

No jellyfish problem in Sydney - the nets are for sharks. Just sayin’.

At 61 you must go jump off a bridge, naked, because you are no longer allowed to wear our clothes.

The band was called that before and then Marc shortened it. There were a few records out on the longer name and they are actually really good. Not justifying these people though!

Heritage Garden Hose. PUH Leeze. Also I knew Joel Degraff back in college and he was always a poser and annoying. Don’t let anyone tell you he was in any punk scene. Hilarious reading his name after 20 years on this post.

Oh Laura, how I feel for you. I overplucked my eyeborws in the 90s as well.

She’s like Nigel Tufnel in the closing credits for Spinal Tap, but less intelligent.

you’re making me hungry now

I am Italian and YES I got made fun of because my lunch smelled like salami sandwiches. I feel ya, Paesan!

Cigarettes here in Australia are not branded, have scary pictures of eye tumors and dead bodies on them, and cost more than 20 bucks a pack. People still smoke. (WTF)

You, kind sir, have made my day. I do Pilates, not yoga. Let me tell you, it changed my life. No, seriously, let me tell you all about it. (hi!)

cool!

THIS.

My doctor did mention it but he said it only had a 50-60% chance of working...

Thanks. I will probably end up getting a hysterectomy (it’s fine I know I don’t want kids). The Mirena thing was most awful because it felt like it was perforating my abdomen and yet according to every test it was in position, so I kept getting doctors giving me oxy and telling me to “wait it out” as my reaction was…