"Don, I. DRINK. YOUR. MILKSHAKE! *slurp* I drink it up!" ~Henry Francis

“He swings a sword like a girl with palsy”

Will Forte's show is stuck in the same funk as Walking Dead's Season 2: there's no progress.

she loves you yes, yes, yes!
she loves you yes, yes, yes!
with a dikachu like that, you know you should be glaaaaaaaad
yes, yes, yeeeeesssssss!

Yo dawg, I heard you like Spin-offs!

as sirius as psiriasis

They showed no corrections of any kind. Not one! He had simply written down music already finished in his head. Page after page of it as if he were just taking dictation. And music, finished as no music is ever finished. Displace one note and there would be diminishment. Displace one phrase and the structure would…

Remember when Roger offered Ken a partnership in exchange for SC&P pursuing Dow?

"I wonder what's French-Canadian for 'I grew up without a mother?'
SACRE BLEU, where is meeee mama?!"

HBO or AMC or anybody with a proper budget:

NO U!

I. Drink. Your. Milkshake.
*slurrrrrrp*
I DRINK IT UP!!!!

Tyrell Corp's new ED tablets…..
"Growing Strong!"

"It wasn't Hamlin, Chuck, it was you. You get the golden ticket with this case and what do I get? A one-way ticket to Palooka-ville! You was my brother, Chuck, you shoulda looked out for me a little bit. You shoulda taken care of me just a little bit. I coulda been a somebody instead of a bum, which is what I am. It…

LLLAAAAWWWWWW!!!

How convenient when they speak of over-representation of ethnicities in film and tv, they deliberately keep silent on over-representation by Jews…. who are only 2% of the US population.

Firefly is a shitty show. I'm glad it was cancelled.

What is it with show writers making January Jones drink raw milk that came from a cow's teet?

The difference between Tony Soprano and Walter White is that at least Tony had some redeeming qualities at the end. He never turned from anti-hero to villain.

The Peripatetic Deceased