looks like someone never nurst

DreamWork Animation = instant mediocrity

Bones: instant renew
Hannibal: always facing cancellation

Since this is the AV Club, you've seen the Sopranos right?

Where were the Assault Gunboats?!

Rush has nobody to blame but themselves for not being as popular as they could've been.

Gillian Anderson better go back to being a ginger!

Would it be extremely cynical for me to immediately suspect Jimmy planned all along to force Chuck to walk outside, while pretending to take a nap, to show his brother that this condition is all in his head?

They've hired D. A. Scipio, who's never lost a case, and he intends to deploy the Fabian strategy against Hannibal's defense.

he's a saint compared to Sheldon Adelson, who loves appearing on Fox for some reason……

The recent comments by the Rogue Nation's prime minister rejecting a three-state solution was unprecedented.

I personally preferred
"Gooflumps" by R U Slime

"It appears to be an orgy, Captain."

JLD had awful hair-dos in the early Seinfeld years.

dat movie gon be filled with

I swear AV Club and Grantland push The Americans like no other.

"DreamWorks Animation….. you'll never find a more wretched hive of apathy and mediocrity. We must be cautious [with our money]." ~Obi-wan

dat mrs. kettleman

Moby Double Dick

"Rick, you have to kill Gale."
"Who's Gale?"
"errr…. Pete. I meant kill Pete."
"Campbell?"
"Forget it. I'll do it myself."