Port Townsend is certainly where I’d go if I needed to pick up a pair of artisanal, hand-knitted, cruelty-free, vegan wool socks made from naturally shed dog hair.

Ha ha ha! I live near Port Townsend, and I’ve seen this couple getting off the ferry to Whidbey Island with their antique bikes. Trust me, maybe you don’t get it, but these two are of a species perfectly adapted to their local habitat. They’re not even particularly eccentric compared to local standards. Seriously,…