considering that the Blue Oval will sell one of these things to any geek off the street with no special license or qualifications required.

A CDL is required when towing anything more than 10k lbs, so yes, you need a CDL to tow that much with this truck.  You also must have a CDL if the GVWR of the truck is over 26k lbs.

Sounds like the script for Cadillac Man.

Because I can FUCKING read, you moron. The country club held an event, advertised a truck as a prize for scoring a hole in one, and sold a guy a ticket to the event for well over $300.00. Then, when he scored a hole in one, they welched. End of story. If the club owners had a deal with the Ford dealer to provide the…

He’s a white guy in a country club in Arkansas. It’s at least 50/50 he’s a douche nozzle.

“Hole-in-one on #10 gets you the keys to this F-150. Thanks to Jay Hodge Ford of Morrilton!”

Since he might not get that exact truck. Punitive damages should be to make the one he gets fully loaded, every option, his choice of colors, and acceptance subject to his inspection. In other words, kick them in the nuts and order them to smile about it. 

Here’s a fun tidbit, and maybe you already know it.

The Honda Element. It was the perfect sport-utility vehicle with the emphasis squarely on utility. A flat floor and low load height meant you could fit things in the Element that wouldn’t fit in a suburban. Fit 2 mountain bikes, your girlfriend, all your camping gear for a week and a dog in it comfortably. Bags of…

The Mazda5. It was a rare vehicle with the parent-friendly sliding rear doors that hadn’t morphed into a 4,500 pound behemoth. You could even get it with a stick, which other minivans had stopped offering a generation ago. The Transit was the only other vehicle comparable to it, but of course it has also gone the way…

The Dodge Challenger started as the ultra-cool “Vanishing Point” car and now it’s a monster muscle car with the proper retro styling. But back in the 80's, the Challenger was a rebadged Mitsubishi Galant:

GMC anybody? they are exactly the same as the Chevy’s but with a $1-5k markup and a slightly less hideous grille.

I mean, did it get worse than this?

So gliders can’t go up? Elevators control the up and down of an aircraft.

i like how you were able to just nonchalantly take the 10 minute charge time discussed in the article triple it because otherwise you’d find yourself comparing a 10 minute stop to your 7 minute stop and that just won’t do

Misunderstood - American Pickups but because they are misunderstood, they sell.

“Regional airlines Cape Air and Global Crossing Airlines, both based in the U.S., have placed orders for 75 and 50 Alice planes, respectively. Cape Air says it flies more than 400 regional flights per day in cities across the U.S. and Caribbean, and the Alice could “easily” cover 80 percent of its flights.”

Exactly. You don’t arrest someone for NOT committing a crime. What the fuck are you thinking? Or are you thinking at all?

If your shit is in a public place and in my way, I’m going to move it. If you tell me you haven’t moved other people’s stuff out of your way in a public place at least once, I’m going to call you a fucking liar.

How about that?

You’re a racist troll. So your opinion is worthless on any matter.