Diesel isn’t cheaper in the US. It’s price is just about as much higher as the relative energy content per gallon, ignoring fuel taxes. It used to be much cheaper, but then fuel sellers figured it out when a bunch of car buyers started getting diesel vehicles. It’s like when pork prices didn’t drop even as farmers…

Because you added air conditioning in a vehicle that has a window constantly open.

Manual transmissions. There, I said it, and I’ll happily turn in my “enthusiast” card. Clutching in stop and go traffic was a literal pain in the ass that I’m perfectly happy never experiencing again.

Thank God I don’t have to run a car charger to my portable CD player, connected to my tape adapter that needs wiggled the right way into the car’s tape deck. The portable CD player needed to sit level on the center console, and even with shock protection would from time to time skip over speed bumps and other bumps…

And this is what you get in a society that fetishizes guns.

Your grandma sounds like a badass.

He’ll be elected to our Florida Senate next cycle I’m sure.

This is the society you get when you treat firearm ownership as an inalienable right, rather than a privilege with responsibilities.

Have you looked up the actual definition of promiscuous? One of the definitions on Merriam Webster:

*old man yells at cloud*

Complaining about electric windows is one of the most Jalopnik thing I’ve ever seen and I’ve been here for well over a decade.

Why would you pay income tax?  The constitutional amendment allowing it was never properly ratified.  Look it up! :)

Why didn't I think of selling nonsense license plates to morons for a Benjamin a piece?

Faulty argument. The problem (for some) is the application of the GTO badge, not the car itself. Fine. You can have that. But the GTO was and remains a GREAT car, especially with the manual and the 6.0 LS2, and is one of the few from that era I’d still happily plunk down some coin for. It’s fun to drive, handles well,…

WTF? Do you people not watch TV? CSI solves cases like this all the time in less than an hour with comercials.

Waco PD is only good at covering up for Baylor athletics. 

Bet if she had been an attractive 20 year old white woman they would have looked way harder.

These are not hardcore Jalop answers, but for an average daily driver car:  1) tinted windows, 2) aftermarket speaker upgrades, 3) a hitch receiver

This is a very weird take.

incredibly expensive Epi pens