The trick is tapping them, then guessing wildly as to it’s ripeness.

That simply can’t be done, you’re asking for too much.

What if we built some kind of guide system for these autonomous trucks right into the road, so that the truck didn’t have to steer itself the whole time and can instead just follow a track, since there will be tons of trucks driving the exact same route? Then what if instead of just one tractor pulling one trailer, we…

You ever see movies about journalists where their boss demands a story NOW and the characters scrambles for something, anything to write out of desperation?

It indicates the wheels can only turn at 45 RPM.

That’s only for important stuff like trains.

Great post as always David. 

This is good Jalop.

When did this whole “white people don’t season their food” thing start?

We really doing this? Really? I mean we have Texas trying to take away the right to vote for anyone that isn’t white, actually seasons their food and can clap on the 2 & 4 and this is what you’re concerned with? I am all for multi-tasking but I am also for priorities and this ain’t it. Unless you have footage of her…

There’s really not much of anything here. The headline and the beginning of the story made it sound like Erin from The Office was burning crosses and shit. Nope, she attended some corny debutante ball thing that has a racist past. Most of the US has a racist past.

He got the balls to say that with the comments shut down too.

I saw that and I think its a testament to how long I’ve been reading The Root that I initially thought it was an attempt at satire.  

I mean the kid who played Jeffrey in My Friend Dahmer was played by a Disney Channel kid.  Don't give them ideas. 

How many people bought Teslas because of Consumer Reports or the NHTSA rating? Like 4?

That’s just a black car... I don’t think it counts with those wheels.

Better than the Bronze Highlander by a lot, but boring, as opposed to ugly.

what makes her more evil than villains who kill PEOPLE and get people seem more sympathetic to

Right. I for one am not excited about the “Back To the Future” prequel in which we learn that Biff was actually a performance artist who, through the medium of bullying, was working to deconstruct the patriarchy.