This is what I was hoping for when the thing was announced. Bring back the Scrambler!

That’s the problem, you can get a bigger, more capable truck for the same money. There were plenty of Gladiators at the local Jeep dealership for well into the $50k range. That’s 3/4 ton truck money. I love the idea of a Wrangler pickup priced to compete with midsize offerings, not so much priced against 1/2 to 3/4…

That’s just not true, you can find F150's starting at $20k for the base with V6.

This is nothing new. I owned a few 80's GM cars where they removed features like the air conditioning, power windows, etc, 10 years after they were new. ;)

The problem being that if one of your dumbass relations gives their DNA and, worse, a full rundown of their living relatives, all because they wanted to do some bullshit genealogy, then you’re effectively in the system, like it or not.

You neglected to mention that stupid people are not merely “giving up” their DNA, they’re actually paying for the dubious privilege of having their privacy violated, and by proxy the privacy of many other innocent victims. What a fucking brilliant business model, though.

It’s already a thing that we have to remind folks that companies like Ancestry WILL SELL YOUR DNA whenever they feel like it because they can continuously updated their terms to reflect the decisions they make.

And yet you seemed to fit very comfortably in a 2-D pane of glass with a couple other people, Zod. Get over it.

Hot damn, the picnic table. What an excellent contribution, I can’t believe I forgot about that! Thank you.

My parents got one of these in 2002, right when they came out. They insisted on getting one with AWD and a manual, much to the dealer’s dismay (he wanted to sell them one off the lot, all of which were automatic).

“You don’t really need to lock the fridge down if you drive like me, but if you’re in a Raptor or anything else with long legs, you’re going to need a semi-permanent installation solution.”

Bad fake. It’s all over the place, starting with credit checks then vaguely making a segue into a car critique without referencing any specific policy or making plans to discuss.

“I really like Citroën’s commercial trucks...”

The brochure:

Is it wrong that a 59 year old wants one of these. 

Dodge Rampage with an SRT4 motor/transmission and a ladder rack. Those ladders would be about shoulder height so that is nice.

sheesh, these suggestions, does anyone read the requests fully? It is a sales vehicle and good on gas. and wrappable, so white is probably a good idea as well. For all the hate they get, a mid size SUV is the right answer, RAV4, Honda CRV or Mazda cx5. Plus to the RAV4 as it comes in a Hybrid. Sales people if they are…

If it’s a solely a sales vehicle, why does it matter what criteria it meets (i.e don’t want a van “so what else is there?”). It’s essentially just a commuter. Buy a Mazda 3 or a BMW X2 or a Chevy Volt. Any small samples of roofing you have, and the brochures, and your clipboard, laptop, measuring tools, will all fit…

Two dudes sleeping in a bed together with two women between them because they ain’t gay?