Ditto a Punisher logo, especially if it’s in a stars-and-stripes motif.

Such a convenient way to explain the way out of it. “Sorry, everyone, y’all will get shot because of ‘structural reasons’ on the force. Sucks to be you.”

Not sure a story about a cop shooting a kid armed with a jug of antifreeze is the place to trumpet the force’s collective “mental toughness.”

Back in the day if you bought a Golf or Jetta in Texas (or anywhere in the Southwest) the first thing you did was replace the thermostat with one that would open at a cooler temp so your car wouldn’t constantly overheat.

You forgot to call him a “pedo guy.”

Hopefully the oil pressure problem isn’t too hard to sort out. Looking forward to updates on the conversion. Since it’s not a “skoolie” that raises the question: What’s the slang for city-bus conversion RV?

Nothing says “true apology” like immediately following the apology with “if” or “but.”

First Gear: “Might be hard to come by” ?? They’ve been hard to come by for a few months. We’re driving a new-to-us 2017 Honda CR-V because we couldn’t afford a similarly-aged Outback in our town. New inventory was at a trickle, putting pressure on the used Subie market.

Must be sad to be so angry.

As many a grandma says here in Texas: bless your heart.

I, too, was born a basic white man. I’m a middle aged and overweight, too. I say this with the most sincerity: Fuck yourself with a saguaro cactus.

Pretty standard for the SONOS ecosystem. If you want bluetooth, they have a couple of options (not at IKEA though). Stereo pairing has always been limited to the same model speaker.

The “old” Symfonisk speaker that doubles as a shelf is a great product at a great price. I haven’t been able to put hands on the new Symfonisk speaker yet. What about it is flimsy?

Some GM designer: “gotta work this bumper in, just make it look like the Vega, it’ll be fine.”

You don’t like that beautiful US-spec front bumper?

I stopped reading the words when I got to “force’s” with an unnecessary apostrophe. The pictures are cool though.

Even shorter answer: Jeep.

Is there a site where disgruntled right-leaning Jalopnik readers congregate? Please share, it should be fun to visit!

This. You want the exemptions for trucks? Make them trucks. The more “luxury” features, the more it has to meet car standards. You got power locks/windows, leather, premium sound, dual-zone climate controls? You get treated like a car. Aftermarket lift kits should require inspection and an extra registration fee.

Is your opinion not to be criticized when we find it idiotic?