I stopped reading the words when I got to “force’s” with an unnecessary apostrophe. The pictures are cool though.

Even shorter answer: Jeep.

Is there a site where disgruntled right-leaning Jalopnik readers congregate? Please share, it should be fun to visit!

This. You want the exemptions for trucks? Make them trucks. The more “luxury” features, the more it has to meet car standards. You got power locks/windows, leather, premium sound, dual-zone climate controls? You get treated like a car. Aftermarket lift kits should require inspection and an extra registration fee.

Is your opinion not to be criticized when we find it idiotic?

I live in a new development. I see a lot of dually and jacked up trucks. Mostly driven by guys who park them, grab their tool box/bag and hit the work site. There’s a crew of 3 guys whose job is to go around in a Bobcat and haul the trash to the roll-off dumpsters a couple blocks away. The only thing they use their…

And that dually probably daily-drives one person to and from an office, and gets to tow something maybe twice a year.

So, again, not victim-blaming. Imagine the truck is instead a bag full of the amount of cash it takes to buy the truck.

It’s an electric motor that looks like an outboard.  That lake prohibits gas-powered boats, and wakes, under most circumstances. Those vintage rental boats can only manage 4.5 mph top speed.

Lady Bird Lake prohibits gas-powered boats, and wakes. It’s a tiny electric motor disguised as an outboard. Top speed of those boats is 4.5 mph.

Nobody deserves to have their stuff stolen.

In my neighborhood they target the Priuses.

+1 for “sumbitch”

Can an America’s Cup boat sail dead downwind faster than the wind, though?

Since you used “SJW” in a negative sense, I must know, which are your top 3 favorite social injustices, and why do you think they should be preserved?

She won’t get a penny from the cop, individually, from a civil suit. It’ll get dismissed under Qualified Immunity.

And some states (like Texas) have elected county Constables too, with their own deputies. The layers of Cop-Ocracy are neverending!

Paying settlements out of pension funds would be illegal/unconstitutional in a lot of states.  Just fire the dang police chiefs and senior cops. No legislation involved.

“One bad apple spoils the bunch” - that’s the “whole bad apples idea.”

And she’ll have her suit dismissed because of Qualified Immunity!