This has to stop. It’s racism at its core, and it should be seen as such.

I’ve heard there’s things called “jobs” that also do a good job combating stuff like this. More expensive than dye packs though.

Like I said, I don’t buy Fords so I don’t devote any brainpower to wondering anything at all about their trim levels. Some people claim to not devote brainpower to it, but then they post on Jalopnik questioning the thing they say they don’t devote brainpower to.

My solution is to not buy Ford, but you do you.

If his parents are like my kids’ parents, they said, “Your apartment is 3 blocks from campus, walk your ass to class or take the free bus that goes right by your apartment. Or buy the pass with your own money.”

Don’t let the car sync contacts, that’s one thing. Although I’m not sure what use the entire band parent phone book from when my youngest was in high school (graduated 6 years ago) would do anybody, but I’m too lazy to clear it all out of my phone.

The Nissan Stanza wagon had dual sliding doors in ‘86. Maybe not technically a minivan, but it had the Huey Door Gunner feeling nonetheless. The Axxess followed with dual sliders in ‘90 and was more van-like.

They need to ask white potential jurors if they’ve ever called a police officer “sir” or “ma’am” or ever displayed an American flag anywhere at any time.

The decedent assumed the supine position, motionless, with both hands visible and empty. It was possible the decedent possessed super powers. I was in fear for my life, so I discharged my duty weapon.

I used to care about what color my cars were. I guess I still do, here in Texas, if they’re black. Once I had kids, though ... meh. A car is an appliance, to get you and your stuff from point a to point b. Adulting makes you realize a car is not, in fact, an extension of your true self. Or maybe it is, and my true…

Motor upgrades are ‘spensive! Here, try this magic motor spray, maybe that 540 can motor will last another weekend before you have to buy a new one.

I had a Tamiya Frog that held up respectably against the RC-10s at our club track. Never beat ‘em, but I could hold my budget-racer head up at the end of the B main.

But I’m continually dismayed by just the sheer amount of Depraved Indifference.

Meeting in the middle is great, in theory. But, where is “the middle” between, “we want all of your race dead because of your race” and “please don’t kill me just for existing” ?

Time to work up a plausible reason for it to catch fire and sink where it is so the crew can abandon ship and go home. Let the insurance companies take their sweet time arguing about who owes who how much, but let the crew GTFO.

Don’t ships in canals require local pilots in command? Why isn’t this the SCA’s pilot’s fault?

My kid’s band required three 26-foot box trucks to haul their gear. Well, 2-and-a-half. The truck they crammed all the marimbas and xylophones and stuff like that into was only about half full because you can’t stack stuff on top of a $10,000 marimba, apparently.  

They could be living next to you every minute. how bout’ dat?

you don’t have to posses a single qualification outside a driver’s license to rent a 26' box truck.

Do scam startups count? If so, I nominate 20th Century Motors and the Dale.