jameswilson11
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I always make a point of commenting “who cares” on things I don’t care about. Not caring takes up most of my day.

I had no idea so many people need to tow so much. Mostly I see pickup trucks with one occupant and not towing anything. I wonder where all my neighbors park their 30,000 lb trailers?

“size being a function of their purpose”

Most “truck buyers” don’t need a truck. 

A truck has a reason to be big,

Bless your heart.

Discuss this car without mentioning the model and the question answers itself.

Say it with me: “Swanga”

“Won’t someone think of the children?!” - did you really just go there?

“$99 DOLLAR”

You kinda left off the key point, or at least didn’t go into much detail. The dual-bowl master cylinder creates two separate independent braking circuits. Most cars have diagonally-opposite front and rear wheels on each circuit. So if the right-front-left-rear one goes out, you still have the left-front-right-rear to

And how much will his white girlfriend get?

LOL a Tesla stan calling anyone a troll. Y U Mad Bro?

Aww, you afraid your Tesla stock will take a hit if Jalopnik makes fun of the idiotic looks of the Cybertruck? 

“TeH RaCeTrAcK iS tOo ExPeNsIvE” says people who spent several track days worth of cash on a non-functional carbon fiber with wing for their Civic.

For parallel parking, this isn’t not a hack, per se, but it works.

“What is ever ‘enough’?”

Chip’s first book was basically “the secret to my success is to be lucky.” That’s it, that was his best-selling message.

Mostly I agree with your sentiment. If someone were to come into my home and tell me my TV is too big, they can GTFO.

I don’t trust those because I’m skeptical of pretty much everything that shows up as an ad in my Facebook feed. Western Union splice FTW.