You kinda left off the key point, or at least didn’t go into much detail. The dual-bowl master cylinder creates two separate independent braking circuits. Most cars have diagonally-opposite front and rear wheels on each circuit. So if the right-front-left-rear one goes out, you still have the left-front-right-rear to…

And how much will his white girlfriend get?

LOL a Tesla stan calling anyone a troll. Y U Mad Bro?

Aww, you afraid your Tesla stock will take a hit if Jalopnik makes fun of the idiotic looks of the Cybertruck? 

“TeH RaCeTrAcK iS tOo ExPeNsIvE” says people who spent several track days worth of cash on a non-functional carbon fiber with wing for their Civic.

For parallel parking, this isn’t not a hack, per se, but it works.

“What is ever ‘enough’?”

Chip’s first book was basically “the secret to my success is to be lucky.” That’s it, that was his best-selling message.

Mostly I agree with your sentiment. If someone were to come into my home and tell me my TV is too big, they can GTFO.

I don’t trust those because I’m skeptical of pretty much everything that shows up as an ad in my Facebook feed. Western Union splice FTW.

nevermind

Can’t let him plead out that takes away the option of taking him to trial for a higher-level charge so the jury will acquit because it’s too hard to prove. That way the DA can shrug “welp, I tried,” while winking at the cops.

I’m with you, and not just because that’s the one my kids had.

Option C is that the secret removal ingredients are so cheap that, once made public, there would be no market for the brand-name “GORILLA GLUE REMOVER FOR WHEN YOU PUT IT IN YOUR HAIR!!!!!1!” product.

So you’re saying we should be seeing her return the money to her GoFunders any moment now?

Right? That glue is pretty much the same stuff as in expanding foam without the bubbling agents. The solvents probably cost pennies per gallon - it’s getting the right ones in the right proportion to not eat your scalp off or cause your house to explode that’s the trick. 

Totally agree, but people seem to want to throw money at unsympathetic characters who are trying to “stick it to the man,” regardless of the victim’s culpability in their own situation.

She’s not suing. She’s threatening to sue on social media so people will contribute to her crowdfunding.

Is it possible for the Republican Party to have any clout nationally without the racists, though?

It’s interesting and telling that you see a cartoon of the Ku Klux Klan with placards espousing genocide, and you think they’re meant to represent all conservatives.