Mostly I agree with your sentiment. If someone were to come into my home and tell me my TV is too big, they can GTFO.

I don’t trust those because I’m skeptical of pretty much everything that shows up as an ad in my Facebook feed. Western Union splice FTW.

The episode with Buddy Rich is worth a watch if only for the “drum solo” that begins with him playing on every surface of the dressing room, down the stairs and onto the stage. My memory says he never actually played a drum but I may have embellished that in my teen-aged-drummer memory.

Bamboo doesn’t take decades to grow...

Imagine going to Best Buy, paying for your new TV, taking the ticket up to the register and them refusing to bring it from the back, “Nobody owes you anything. Go on, git!”

Political windfalls come in all shapes and sizes. Growing up in small-town Texas, one of the perks of my elementary school principal’s job was that she got to make us kids scrape the food from our trays into one trash can, trash in another trash can. The food went to her farm and fed her pigs which then got butchered,…

December 1989 was a big cold snap, I think it was in the minuses or low single digits that morning across northeast Texas. But that one didn’t bring the snow and ice that this one has. Didn’t last as long either.

nevermind

Can’t let him plead out that takes away the option of taking him to trial for a higher-level charge so the jury will acquit because it’s too hard to prove. That way the DA can shrug “welp, I tried,” while winking at the cops.

I’m with you, and not just because that’s the one my kids had.

Option C is that the secret removal ingredients are so cheap that, once made public, there would be no market for the brand-name “GORILLA GLUE REMOVER FOR WHEN YOU PUT IT IN YOUR HAIR!!!!!1!” product.

So you’re saying we should be seeing her return the money to her GoFunders any moment now?

Right? That glue is pretty much the same stuff as in expanding foam without the bubbling agents. The solvents probably cost pennies per gallon - it’s getting the right ones in the right proportion to not eat your scalp off or cause your house to explode that’s the trick. 

Just FYI: “They” are the same people that have the insecure water utility infrastructure. 

There’s still a metric shit ton of large corporations still running Win7 on employee machines. My company took like 2 years to upgrade from XP because so much in-house stuff was hard-coded for IE6 and wouldn’t work in IE8. Now it’s the same thing all over again. We all hope to be up to Win10 by mid-2021...

Yes, in my neighborhood, every day. My street was paved out just over 2 years ago. Delivery drivers using Apple maps still stop 3 blocks away and call because they can’t find my house with its prominent street number. Google and Waze take you right to the house.

I live in a new neighborhood and it’s quite obvious which drivers (delivery, Uber, Lyft, etc.) are using Apple Maps and which use Google or Waze.  There’s a new section where they’ve barely finished the roads and Google has already updated. Apple still doesn’t have my street and I’ve lived here two years.

Totally agree, but people seem to want to throw money at unsympathetic characters who are trying to “stick it to the man,” regardless of the victim’s culpability in their own situation.

Because the former mail-order steak salesman’s MO is to respond to anything not in his favor with a lawsuit. City wants to enforce its rules and regulations against your business? We’ll sue! Woman wants to tell the world about how the bankrupt casino owner sexually assaulted her? Time to sue!

Why can’t they dye it “river” color the other 364 days of the year?