“Don’t live in Florida” sounds like a good solution to a lot of problems, not just HOAs. 

LOL nobody said you shouldn’t test drive a car.

besides that, his bronco is badass.

Solidly in r/ATBGE territory, IMO.

If he’s repeating things that have been said, it will be easy for you to provide who said it, and when.

Instructions unclear, just ordered “once a Marine...” paraphernalia for my car.

Not to mention the interest rate you’re paying yourself is probably higher than your 401(k)‘s rate of return.

And here I thought E-Sports was where all the nerds went.

“Trump is not accepting a salary as president “

Hey, y’all! ‘Member back when Tesla was mostly vaporware, and the real-world range and charging time limits Gates talked about wouldn’t exist, because you’d be able to swap your car’s entire battery pack in like 10 minutes at a charging station? And how Tesla didn’t deliver on that promise so that now EVs still have…

People who need more room can pay for it. If my seat reclines, I’m assuming you didn’t want extra space, so if I need to recline, I’m doing so. 

People who expect others to not use a feature they paid for, because they’re too cheap to pay for something they need (i.e., space) are morons. There’s no need to say ‘full stop’ because that’s what we call a “period” in the USandA.

And Joe Schmoe Jr won’t be able to get life insurance because Joe’s DNA shows the gene for (insert horrible life shortening disease here).

I work for a health insurance company, and there’s no way I’ll participate in any of these commercial DNA ventures. And that’s knowing I have a familial history of colon cancer and Alzheimer’s.

So, if I don’t call my vehicle a “rig” I probably don’t need this, right?

Probably the same marketing agency that took Kellogg’s money, pretended to work for a couple of weeks, and came up with, “They’re Great!” as a slogan for sugar frosted corn flakes cereal.

The right tool for making sales calls is a retired Red Bull Suzuki x-90.

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It stops all the way down to f/1.8,

It stops all the way down to f/1.8,

Interior door pulls were my first introduction into the absolutely awful quality of “malaise era” America vehicles. The handles on the Chevy Vega I drove in high school (fancy Cosworth version pictured here) pulled apart at the top/front. So did the handles on my buddy’s Vega and other buddy’s Chevy Monza. The front…