You stopped wanting to punch her once she turned 18? Gross.

So, you liked her until she turned 18? Gross.

What killed Sharapova’s career was losing her crutch, Meldonium. Even if it was just psychological, she hasn’t played the same off the juice.

Austin, Dallas, Houston, pretty much any of Texas: we don’t refer to numbered roads with “the”  in these parts.  It’s not “The 35,” it’s just “35" or “I-35.”  Using “the” will get you branded as an outsider.

Or the time she played the race card in the final against mixed-race Naomi Osaka.

Strangely enough, court orders actually mean something, even when the court isn’t hounding you constantly about it.

Can I get an ID on the bag in the lower left of the headline pic? I can’t find it on their web site.

Can I get an ID on the bag in the lower left of the headline pic? I can’t find it on their web site.

One soldier is a “trooper.” An organized unit of cavalry soldiers is a Troop (similar to terms like Company or Battalion). Speaking of soldiers/sailors/airmen/marines en masse, they may be referred to as “troops.”

Even the doggie-breed DNA tests can be a little wacko. One of the rescue groups we foster for was gifted some DNA tests. There was this gigantic “obviously a German shepherd dog” in the system they decided to use one of the tests on. I mean if you took him to a German shepherd meetup nobody would bat an eye at him.…

Prepare yourself for disappointment. Leaking these tapes pretty much assures the trial will be moved. The defense lawyers for the white cop will fight to change the venue to someplace less “urban” than Dallas County. My guess is someplace farther east, the more “old south” part of the state, where the jury will be…

Are you getting paid by the word? All you had to say was this:

The correct term is “asplode.” 

How does it handle in the pictured configuration/situation? Can it really tow that Airstream trailer at highway speeds? Safely, I mean...

And crushing the cans makes it easier to slip a few lead wheel weights in some cans to get more money!

Where I live, single-stream recycling goes into blue garbage bags that we get for free at the fire station.

I took out a 401(k) loan a few years ago when the economy was tanking. Borrowed/ paid myself back $10k.  Had I left that 10k in my 401(k) it’d have been worth less than if I had borrowed it.

So what if he’s not impeached. At this point he’ll be continually in and out of court, and his name dragged through the mud for fraud, tax evasion, etc., for the next 10 years at the minimum.  He’s going to get attention, just not the attention he craves.

You’re right. Talking about things like how you can’t get FEMA disaster relief money unless you promise not to talk bad about Israel, why that’s just silly to even mention. 

What is the utility of a creative SSID name?

Anyone who’s been to souvenir shops in Tennessee and pondered the vast selection of Jemima / Sambo products is not surprised by any of this.