And before anyone asks, LASERS don’t go “pew, pew”

I was thinking the solution would be to squirt lighter fluid under the truck, pitch the can of lighter fluid into the middle of said puddle, and ignite it.

Fuck that smug EV driver for wanting to get to the EV charging station.

Yes, I totally deserve $10,000 or so in damage because I blocked your charger.

I hear this is just the start of Mayweather’s exhibition season. Next up: Thunderlips.

If you’re looking for an investment, there are better vehicles.

(checks listing)

(checks listing)

That’s how you get a baby that cries all the time. 

Once you get kids and a life, “after work” becomes “after retirement.”

I know several people at work who can “afford their house” just fine (mortgage, insurance, hoa, whatever)

Note from a leather-crafting hobbyist - “100% genuine leather” is not a real grade of leather, it’s a marketing term. You know how that top paper-thin layer of “leather” peels off a cheap “leather” sofa after a couple of years? That’s “genuine” leather. It’s the thinnest possible layer of animal product bonded to…

Note from a leather-crafting hobbyist - “100% genuine leather” is not a real grade of leather, it’s a marketing…

“Buy the most house you can afford” - even if it’s way out in the suburbs and commuting time and costs are a huge anchor on your finances for 30 years.

I’m sure there are. And if you change lanes without shoulder-checking during your driving test, you’ll fail that part, because the state driving handbook (at least in Texas) says to turn your head.

I’m going with iPod, but then I picked the hottest guy in the office. The bell of da ball.

You’re following too closely if you can’t shoulder-check to make a lane change...

The Horn of Africa is in the Arabian Sea, on the opposite side of the continent from the Atlantic Ocean...

And the Iggles missed the extra point, probably because they were screwing around in the end zone jawing at the Cowboys.

I’m filing “alabastress” away with “saltine-American” in my, “awesome burns learned from The Root” cabinet.

It’s dark up there on the moon, for 15 days straight. Better spring for the “third eye” passing lamp as well:

I can tell you’re a true NFC East connoisseur.