Obviously.

Fine. I'll do it.

"Now you listen to me. While I will admit to a certain cynicism, the fact is that I am a naysayer and hatchetman in the fight against violence. I pride myself in taking a punch and I'll gladly take another because I choose to live my life in the company of Gandhi and King. My concerns are global. I reject absolutely…

My dad can beat up your high-concept basic-cable dramedy!

I'll ring the sitter.

Join the club, The Killers.

No! NO! (sprays Keurig CEO with spray bottle) NO! Stop it! (continues spraying until CEO scuttles under the couch)

Look, if we don't use the budget this year, we don't get it next year. Also, I have a cousin in New Jersey who can get you your AT-ATs at cost, if you pay cash and don't ask too many questions.

The droid-noises budget is through the roof!

Some sort of tax rebate, maybe? Just spitballin'…

Is Jason Alexander in that?

Now is not the time!

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

Well, Frank Black, at least.

[weary growl] What did you say?

Did we hate Samantha Bee before this episode? I mean, obviously, I know—I just want to see if YOU know.

McCartney was right!

Is no one going to comment on John Krasinski, action hero? Does this make sense to everyone else? Why not Ed Helms?

Volume is the key characteristic of mediocrity, isn't it?

Fair enough. My apologies. Funnel cakes didn't deserve that.