'Empires"just looks humiliating for everyone involved. Stick to the real classics people!

This was easily the most fascinating thing I've ever read on Gawker, by far! Thank you Annalee; for once, I feel smarter after having read an article instead of suicidal.

What happened to you that night was horrible and I feel for you. Still, if I were your wife, I'd have to divorce you 'cause I could never look at you ever again. I'd have to burn my now shit-encrusted house down as well.

Just a reminder about Schilling: he's not just a right-wing moron, he's also a flaming hypocrite. He's one of those "pulled myself up by my bootstraps" Republican shitholes, however, he took $ from the State of Rhode Island in order to keep his video game business afloat (my great State of Mass. told him to go fuck…

Your hometown was somewhere down South, I'm guessing?

Actually, that's kind of adorable. It's different when it's an entitled ass with their nose up in the air.

Bless you Mark! You are truly doing God's work!

To get high off it? It's not worth it...but if you're trying to get off pain killers, this will help you. Just be very careful and google how to do it correctly. You'll also need to take a lot of magnesium 24 hours later so you can shit again. You do not want to get backed up!

Man, no human could ever pull off the bored-to-death-cause-i'm-so-much-cooler-than-you look like a cat.

That is why porn exists. The reality of that is beyond wrong.

Childhood's End can be done as a mini-series but they'll never spend the money they need to do it right. All this talk about rebooting the channel is probably talk, not when a cheap piece of crap like Sharknado can make them the kind of money it did.

I've read and re-read Childhood's End since I was a kid. I have a terrible feeling they'll fuck it up. HBO has the money to do it right; too bad they never did.

As far as I know, Lomotil is not available over the counter. Loperamide (Imodium) is the one I was talking about; google it. It's an interesting product and it needs to be studied further because for many people, it works as an anti-withdrawal drug but I believe it also has addictive properties, so people need to be…

Maru is perfection. I obsess on his youtube page like he was Jesus Christ and I was...er, anyone from Mississippi. Mark, I think I'm falling in love with you. You love Maru, you hate poop and anal sex, in that order, and I'm sure you're a big ol' lefty socialist because Jezebel. We clearly were made for each other.

I'm not a fan of that act. Except in porn. Many of us homos only do that on special occasions. Like when your man won't stop whining about how long it's been since you let him wreck your dainty little love chute. I can honestly live without the whole thing, although tongue-anal is fantastic...to receive. But only…

Careful. Loperamide, which is what's in Imodium, is a form of Percocet. Taking enough of it may get you high, which is a good thing :) And people addicted to pain killers actually take it when getting off the pills too; it kills the withdrawal symptoms. But after taking it for a long time, if you suddenly stop, your…

Don't you worry honey; we gays will take him. And take him. And take him...

He was; me! And I thought I was just dreaming.

Me too! I so want that to murder my vagina even tho I don't technically have one. But only technically...