"Unperturbed sister" indeed. If there's anything out there that's more awesome and makes life more enjoyable than Chinglish, I have yet to find it.

I just don't...I can't....what in God's name...? You are a God for having the balls to tell this tale, even online. I'm simultaneously laughing my ass off and feeling like puking. It's all so horrifying, especially for someone like me who despises anything to do with human poop!

Burrrrrn!

Damn, I wish I could afford the drugs this guy is on!

I'm sure the princess was just trying to fit in with the yokels, er, the locals.

Julia Roberts has been the Mean Girl of Hollywood for a long time now but the difference these days is, she can no longer open a movie let alone guarantee it'll make hundreds of millions like she used to. So she's probably scared and angry and meaner than usual as a result and lashing out at those closest to her. Not…

People need to focus on your last sentence. Julia can NOT open a movie anymore, let alone push it over the 100 million mark. And she's always been a nasty bitch but she's getting worse because of her dying career.

You win, LOL. Your childhood was way more dramatic. I was raised by a single mother who got my brother and me out to the safer Jamaica Plain neighborhood as soon as she could. Now my dad's side of the family, that's a book and a half of stories, still, nothing like yours, except for the addiction to pills, especially…

Sounds like you had a Southie childhood, like me.

Right? This shit here is almost enough to make me believe in the Stand Your Ground law. These frat boy douches deserve a serious ass kicking. With a gun.

Ooops...responded to wrong person. Sorry.

I'd rather not cunt. Thanks for the advice though.

He killed his best friend "because he couldn't trust him anymore"? I smell a gay, down-low scandal being added to the murder scandal any day now...also, this was a great day to have off. Between all our local channels covering nothing but the Hernandez mess here in Mass and the national news outlets covering the…