Top gear have already invented this!All Terrain Scooter Race

Are you going to credit Phlearn for the bubble blowing gif?

My girlfriend was in a horrible accident where she lost the ends of both feet...

After the accident each and every time I was near her I felt physically ill...

I think I may be Lack-Toes intolerant.

Wow! A huge mouth full of teeth the woman has!

Brilliant, just brilliant! :)

I use a Pez when I'm photographing kids... I change between various Pez characters depending on the age/sex of child.

Have a look at this guy... he can manipulate the pixels!!

8,346 miles??? Eight thousand miles?? Really?

My car was stolen last year using this method (well very similar)

2 days after it was stolen it was found by the police. In the passenger footwell there was a spark plug. Finger printing the plug led police to the moron who stole my car.

UK justice system being the shitbag it is... he received 20 hours community…

My mother had one of these in the 80s, I remember the zoomwhizz noise it made as she passed the handle back and forth.

and again in 2002! (fast forward to 4m 30seconds)

2 year 5 months 3 days ago (the reason for the accuracy will become apparent) I met a lovely woman on okcupid.

I now have a tingling in my ball sack that won't go!

eat drink man woman - best use of a movie title in the whole video!

nifty! one full electric lap, the other 15-18 laps on petrol.

This is how the metro/arriva bus services in yorkshire, england works.

This so called parody is essentially the same story line as the movie.

WTF is happening to the commenting system?
More Gawker beta bullshit!
Stick to Disqus, it works perfectly.