You have to admit, the Cleansing was a shockingly non-impactful armageddon.

DEFUSION! Defusion! NOT diffusion! You defuse a bomb, goddamnit! "Diffuse" is "spread out"!

Yeah! Champagne!

I named you after Donald Trump.

"The spirit of music is inside all of you."
"Not me, I bathe."

Crow doing the duck quack every time the door opens is almost as good a running gag as "Blast Hardcheese."

The "it's funny" becomes hilarious later when you hear "she's drunk" echoing in Jimmy's sleepy head, and Crow quietly echoes "It's funny!"

She says, "He's no monster, Gaston, you are!" When you see his immediate reaction, he's clearly infuriated by her rejection, and the whole town hears her say it. It's always seemed pretty clear to me that his decision is all about impressing everybody, only it's lapsed from narcissism into mania. When he's screaming…

Toe to tip, this is a Bart!

Yes, but if you repackage it into a glossy YouTube video that picks highlight reels from contemporary darlings like "Zootopia" and "Rick and Morty," you can sit back and let the views/likes roll in.

He did an amazing Olbermann a number of years ago. Now that Olbermann's back - in GQ form - let's get Affleck back.

Loved Clea since watching the faculty as a teen and latching onto her and Elijah Wood's mutual contempt for their bad fortune. One movie that didn't get mentioned is "13 Conversations About One Thing," where she does a fantastic job with a very low-key role (that movie in general is a bunch of ringers killing it).…

For sure; it's one of many films from the Lindelof/Orci/Kurtzman/Abrams brain trust that values shock reveals over meat and potatoes development. If we knew in the first act that Theron was Pearce's daughter, that would generate tension between her and David and make clearer some of her decisions… but what if it were…

Honestly? The flick is about life as death-in-waiting; the Engineers understand that, as their creation of life early in the film is self-immolating. When Weyland wants to live forever, he's killed in response. There's also a sub-theme of children as predatory (the humans as Engineer's ungrateful brats, Shaw's…

What?! You bite your tongue. "Potato Chip Thief," "Maine Justice," "Two Assholes," his ESPN commentator, Jon Bovi - and the highlight of those "Scared Straight" sketches. He was often in the role of utility player, but he could mix it up.

32nd anniversary, not 34th ; "Ghostbusters" released in 1984.

…but why male models?