The police department that shot Tamir Rice has a problem with black players protesting police violence/discrimination. Natch.

This is progress. Usually Cleveland police protest browns by shooting them.

People are getting very creative with their excuses to avoid watching Browns games.

I was really hoping nurse kissing, was going to be followed by catheter pissing, but still have a star.

He’s a coma surviving, ambulance-ridin, doctors orders abidin’, nurse kissing, still-alive son-of-a-bitch!

This is the single worst take in the history of language.

It will never not be hilarious to me that less than a year after Jake Plummer took the Broncos to the AFC championship game, he lost the starting job to a young Vanderbilt product because Mike Shanahan caved to dipshit KHOW callers who thought Plummer didn’t give enough of a shit.

Scot Pollard. Those early ’00s Kings teams were so much goddamn fun, and they employed a dude whose main job was to have weird haircuts and facial hair.

I desperately wanted them to sell Alexis. Not for the money, but because he deserves better.

Are we sure they don’t just have carpal tunnel syndrome from jacking off to their sense of self-importance?

Fuck these guys. Bring on the robots.

Max Kellerman always looks like he just walked in on his wife cheating on him.

Or demanding that a prominent black man stand next to and have his picture taken with a President who routinely disparages his community and culture might just be evil.

I wish to make my right fist and left elbow cohesive with Cain’s face and Rovell’s grundle. Embrace that debate of who gets what.

Just wait till we learned the Cards hacked into the STLFCO database to put themselves at the top of the wait list.

my wife has remained seated during the anthem. Once she cried during it. She’s a minority, a child of immigrants, an “anchor baby” who this administration and its supporters have openly declared war on, doesn’t want here,and threatened to take away her citizenship, even while her brother does want most of those…

Assholes are so emboldened by the current president that they are openly wearing Nazi gear in the streets.

Bold.

whoosh

I think the time for letting Trump-loving footballers like Brady, Cousins, Wentz, etc. get away with saying things like “I’m not political, I just play football” or “that’s just my personal belief” is well and truly over. If these fools, whose teammates are ~60-70% black, won’t condemn the violence and won’t condemn…