Or possibly the Tednugenti or Kidrockawa.

love too use the logo of a sports team known for its foreign-born superstars to be the symbol of my anti-immigration movement

Jose Mourinho is indeed a fantastic manager. ManU may be good, even excellent. But this is the first time I’ve ever heard someone describe watching a Jose Mourinho coached team as being fun.

I feel like Barstool is full of writers and commenters that considered themselves the class clown in high school, but only because they knew how to be obnoxious. That entire website is still trying to figure out how to formulate a joke.

At its core, this is a timely debate among the worst people about who’s the least worst: The genuinely terrible person, the person who pretends to be terrible because they think it’s funny, and the person who pretends to be terrible to attract terrible readers.

After all the juvenile, grammatically flawed, big-dick swinging slander they post on that website about Samer, it’s a breath of fresh air to finally see him clap back. Composed, well thought out, and articulate. The same reasons people read Deadspin instead of Barstool in the first place.

It’s cool to see an older player still developing his game this late in his career. The Kings knew they were signing a great rebounder and post scorer, but now they’re getting a distributor too.

Still better than going to a Mets game where people want to talk about the fucking Mets.

Please don’t hit me with a ‘sample size, my friend’ when you’re relying on scout-type gut instincts to explain how a player, who is a rookie, is going to look like for the next ten years.

What are you talking about? The best Adam Dunn ever hit in a season is a 147 OPS+/142 wRC+. Aaron Judge has a 179 OPS+ and a 183 wRC+ and it’s his rookie season.

That’s your “evidence?” Jeter’s resurgence? When was he ever washed up? You need to define these terms before you start throwing them out like they’re gospel.

HOT TAKE: The IRS is how we make sure our federal government is financially supported. The IRS is fucking important and good. It is not the IRS’s fault that you can’t properly fill out forms and/or are trying to commit tax fraud.

I think Kyrie has legitimate reasons to be pissed off at Lebron. Lebron thinks that the world revolves around him, which obviously isn’t true since the world is flat.

Just announced, Jake Paul is taking a position as special advisor to the president on bro pranks and other stupid shit.

Dad? Is that you?

“Working on more adult acting roles”

***Researches who this guy is***

A wise man once said: Fuck off you twat.

“Floyd’s an unapologetic abuser of women and the Internal Revenue Service, while Conor is a racist dipshit”

People who take their kids to breweries and bars that also happen to serve some food are the worst of the worst. They are all, without reservation, 20 and 30-somethings who don’t want to give up their lifestyle of going out and getting tanked but are too cheap/stupid/whatever to get a babysitter. I don’t want to…