Is he gonna drill himself for showing up the pitcher?

Also worth pointing out that, at no point, did she take a picture of video of the Braves fans doing the Tomahawk Chant.

*sews it back together*

As a late luncher, it’s not about being too busy, it’s about hating other people.

Dude would have beaten Rodman and Malone in their primes.

The longer this ‘struggle’ to get back to the golden era of Manchester United takes, the more admiration and respect I have for Fergie.

I want a Judge-Gallo-Stanton HR derby this year. Only those three though, get it over in an hour.

Harden has been throwing his arms into defenders who are trying to hedge or go over screens and drawing cheap fouls

Is that you, Ray Hudson?

It’s the same mindset that causes idiots to voluntarily not use their vacation days because they have such a better work ethic than you, bro.

To be fair the wife and kid probably wanted him to go back to work. I mean could you imagine spending more that a day with that guy?

There’s also difference between toes (and injuries, for that matter).

Here’s a fact: big men who play through broken toes and feet wind up fucking themselves up more. Ask Bill Walton and Kevin McHale. Here’s another fact: the universe of people who care about whether your girlfriend’s act of toughness potentially impaired the future health of her feet is a lot smaller than the universe…

How to lead a coverup in a buyer’s market.

My dream for A-Rod for this season has been for him to come back the size of The Rock and pass all PED tests. I want him to hit 92 HRs, and every single time he does, I want him to stare into the soul of Bud Selig and give the MJ shrug as he rounds first base.