Uh, sound would be nice.

I would love to see somebody like HBO adapt the novel into a miniseries, and include all of King's backstory for the town of Derry…things like when Mike Hanlon was chronicling the murderous events in the lumber camp, the fire in The Black Spot, and the end of the Bradley Gang. Those sections always had me riveted.

Awesome comment.

How about just getting rid of any and all reality TV altogether? Please?