“And make no mistake, like death, Creators Update comes for us all. Every single Windows 10 machine will eventually be forcibly updated to Creators Update.”

Because I love Excel, and there’s no substitution for it. Therefore, I have to get the suite.

Wow, do I have news for you. Literally everyone uses software they hate for work that is insecure and generally shitty. Word is arguably one of the least infuriating that I run into. Sure, technically Google Docs is an alternative, but receiving phishing emails designed to look like links to Google Docs is just as…

Because my documents do look better in Word than in Google Docs. And, oh, I’m a lawyer so I don’t want my documents from my clients and for my clients on the cloud.

Because it’s the only approved word processing software at my employer.

Glad to see there’s still internet access in the Oval Office

I smell united airlines​ PR department at work

Neutral: Let’s say you’re the head of a major carmaker (congrats!) would you be doubling down on EV development now, or staying true to what works with traditional crossovers?

What the fuck, are you serious? The man paid for his ticket. He paid for a ticket to go on that plane.

America is so fucked right now because the Government has turned the keys to the kingdom over to corporations.

I couldn’t have agreed more. DEPORT THEM OUT NOW. Once a person is deported once, and is caught again, shot on sight!

That letter reads like it’s coming from someone who long since stopped seeing passengers as customers, or even real people, and instead as just some random piece of cargo to maximize profit off of hauling around the country.

Get out

They are cops. They are sworn law enforcement officers. The only difference is they are not issued firearms.

It makes you wonder what protection you’d have legally if you’d jumped in to help this guy being assaulted by non-cops. I’m guessing none.

Why? This is 10,000,000 times better looking than a GT-R.

Eeyore, ladies and gentlemen- big hand for Eeyore, everyone...yes, thank you Eeyore...Next up we have someone you’re really going to identify with...

Dat sign placement doe

I’m pretty sure anyone with the nickname “Jimbo” is not the target demographic for Tesla’s or electric vehicles. I picture Jimbo as more of a connoisseur of Gen 3 Camaros.

Yeah, all that clear, fresh air is a real bummer.