I feel like youve gradually become more comfortable with the idea of pokemon porn while youve been doing this column. So uh, good for you I guess?

I also remember thinking that The Spirits within was really cool, but I dont know if that was because I was a kid or because it was actually good...

NGL Ive got to wonder now what the lowest possible price to own every game is. Cause there have been games that have gone on sale once, but not again, so what if someone bought every game at the lowest possible price each one has ever been....

I mean better a bird with a human tongue than a bird with a toothy tongue like a goddamned goose

Who would win in a fight, one beany boi on a game show, or one beanie boi on a space station?

It sure is good that weve had enough time to study this particular strain of cornavirus to make sure that it doesnt have any long lasting effects on people who recover, including people who are a low risk factor like children, or I would think this guy was a monster! /S

On the one hand catching a Dusclops is a horrifying idea, on the other hand once caught it does mean that the dusclops isnt out there, free, wondering around and eating people that had forgotten to mow their lawn for a while then tried to do it after it had already gotten “tall.”

Honestly Id be intrested in seeing a portal game in VR! Not with any of the falling into portals, or momentum, or anything like that, but like a slower paced one where the puzzles are more about the order of operations of your portals. Maybe giving you an extra pair of portals so you can replace the lost complexity…

Wait you can play as china? I think you just accidently dropped a big leak.... :/

“Will you crease yourself and be reborn, like me?” is some cult nonsense and I am here for a mario game that explores that!

I dont get people who compare gendered harasment to regular online harasment. When ever I play alone or with just guys Ill get some toxic assjack occasionaly but honestly not that often. If im playing with any of my friends with traditionally feminine voices (regardless of their gender) I basically become immune to…

Like most pokemon Skrelp makes the sound of its name. Unlike most pokemon rather than being its cry, its the sound one of them makes when you accidently step on it while its just floating there.

I gotta disagree with point number one. You cant be a good dungeon master if youre not having fun yourself. Its well worth paying attention to what your players want, and trying to adapt what youre doing so they have more fun, but if that ruins the fun for yourself and theres no way for both you and your players to…

Goddamnit the naruto bad guy one has dicks all over the headband.

My completely baseless guess is that Microsoft didnt want to give up physical media in general because a lot of people that use consoles still use physical media, and by going with an optical drive instead of a cartidge thing or other medium you can keep some level of backwards compatibility. Even if that backwards…

I wonder how Sakurai feels about being more widely known as “The creator of Smash Bros” than “The creator of Kirby.”

I have to imagine that Malamar isnt really the Pokemon with the strongest hypnotism, on account of the fact that people know it exists. Surely the most powerful hypnotist would use that power to keep the power itself hidden.

It still shocks me that whoever actually owned the copywrite for the Dragon Ball Z the tv show never thought to themselves “This is well made and people like it. We could get paid, get good publicity for our brand and not have to worry about needing to protect our IPs or piss of the internet by making a deal with…

I dont think of my self as a graphics purist, but as I think back to older games I wonder if I would like them as much if I played them now, or if the graphics fidelity compared to modern games would make me find it harder to engage. I like to think it wouldnt since one of my favourite games of COQ and I only learnt…

I cant help but wonder, Ari, if you have a little bit of dificulty recovering when youre off stage :P